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That's why I use mail relays.

Based on how it went with nutria in Europe, that is exactly what will happen.

I want everything as dumb as possible. I will register whatever I buy with the manufacturer for warranty purposes, but other than that: dumb toaster, dumb fridge, dumb washing machine, dumb robot vacuum cleaner, dumb doorbell, dumb locks, etc...

If it doesn't need internet to function, it's not getting any.

That touches on a particularly nefarious part of guilt and why I tend to avoid it by being honest, because there always is that knowledge in the back of your mind and the consideration on whether you should come clean. I hate that feeling and it keeps my tendencies to take the easy route by being dishonest in check.

True, good sport streams are a lot harder to find than they used to be.

A friend of mine is a professor in anthropology and he told me that he stayed in academia because he was afraid of change and academia was something he knew well.

Per merriam-webster:

Antonyms & Near Antonyms

crawl
creep
drag
poke
hang (around or out)
linger
lag
poke
dawdle
    loiter
    stroll
    tarry
    shuffle
    saunter
    amble
    slow (down or up)
    lumber
    decelerate
    plod
    dillydally
    dally

Just do the dance in reverse

Loud enough to give you 2 strokes.

Alright, I will see myself out.

An inconvenience fee, for pissing off your fellow lemmings.

I have never been able to read a book on a computer. It just feels completely unnatural, even though I read a ton of articles, forum posts, manuals, etc. on my phone or computer. Not a peasant because they could historically usually not read let alone afford a book, but I do love actual physical books.

Sopuli.xyz is run from Finland, so probably yes.