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[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 points 7 minutes ago (1 children)

Buy old stuff

Use open source

Downdate

etc

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 4 minutes ago

It is incredibly difficult for me to describe just how powerful a Linux desktop experience can be. You can buy a cheap computer that suports emulation and put QubesOS on it. Bonus points to putting a GPU in it and playing on either Windows or Linux with that GPU.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

I really wanna ditch the smart TV I have and just get a display that only displays the picture of the devices I have plugged into its inputs and doesn't get online, doesn't receive updates or "improvements" and has inputs for everything:

3.5mm AUX audio

Composite

S-video

RGB

Hdmi

That optical audio jack made by (IIRC) Sony I can't remember the name of right now. It's what my stereo uses and it's amazing. Used to be super common on TVs.

[–] ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world 1 points 52 minutes ago

I recently got really tired of my TV constantly nagging me to update the firmware for all the newest features. I just disconnected it from wifi instead. I do not use my TV for smart features, I use it as a display. I update the things plugged into it, because that's their job. If i need to stream something, I will use a box. A box that can be replaced or easily updated or changed out.

A display has one job, to display whatever.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

The standard optical audio jack was developed by Toshiba.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 hour ago

...TOSLINK can't handle atmos bandwidth; you need eARC for uncompressed multichannel digital audio...

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

TOSLINK might be what you’re thinking of. And yes, it rules! I have a surround system that uses it and it sounds amazing

[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yup.

Comcast "updated" their network yesterday and broke every fucking smart plug in my house. None of them will work anymore.

[–] unclejeeves@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Did they disable the 2.4ghz band on your router?

[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Thought of that too, but yup it's still active. A couple other devices are connected via 2.4 but none of my plugs or bulbs will connect. They worked just fine yesterday and now they're all bricks.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 24 points 8 hours ago

I helped my dad install a new dumb thermostat last winter. We just had to drill a couple of new holes to mount it, and moved the wires over. Boom,there was heat again. I thought about how much of a pain in the ass it was to get my Ecobee working, and how refreshing it was to just have something work immediately.

It's a very similar feeling to playing my GameBoy Color again after messing around with retro gaming linux handhelds. You just turn it on and play, then just turn it off. No boot sequences, no emulator settings to tweak. No SD card corruption that ruins your game library. Just on and off.

[–] windpunch@feddit.org 8 points 7 hours ago

This is one of the reasons why I still only use wired headphones.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

This is why I like hardware synthesizers

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 11 hours ago

What fantasy world are you living in? How could my glass hold water if I didn't sign up for a service that sends me spam? How could my table hold a book if I didn't sign up for the monthly subscription that prevents it from ejecting books into the air? Even my cat came with a ToS that said that by petting her, I give her access to my bank account and first born child. Hasn't it always been this way?

[–] oyzmo@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Terrible mid 20xx introduction of full on touchscreen tablets to motor vehicles would like to know your location.

[–] j_z@feddit.nu 2 points 5 hours ago

This is a lovely comment, thanks!

[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

After trying to get my new automated kitty litter box working with a POS app that can't sync with the poop machine and the PM can't connect to my 5 GHz wireless network (only 2.4 GHz) nor does it have any way to enter the password for said network I have resorted to deleting the app and just pushing two physical buttons in sequence on the PM twice daily to clean the litter area.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Me too, I gave up on the app. It's easier to just push the button on the machine. Hate things that need an app. Also hate having an account to use everything.

[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

I literally refuse to use ANY app. None. If your service needs one, I don't need your service. End.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 30 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

I rented a car, a Mercedes B class or something

Everytime I started it, it would ask me to sign up for some bullshit Mercedes service Half the features of the car were disabled due to requiring subscriptions

I will NEVER buy that car nor rent it ever again

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge 2 points 7 hours ago

OP is now a proud BMW owner!

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[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 52 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (9 children)

I went to a coffee shop yesterday that tried to tell me they only accepted orders through their app. I almost walked out, until the finally poured my coffee, but continued to give me shit about it, "ok but next time you have to use the app"

"Yea no. There will be no next time."

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago

Luckin Coffee, the extremely successful Chinese competitor to Starbucks exclusively operates via their app. Sadly, users prefer it because of all the discounts and coupons it offers. So really, just surveillance capitalism as usual.

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago
[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

There's an Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode for exactly this situation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzb355qT8RI

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago

I havent watched Sunny in ages. But yes, that was my experience lol

[–] insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

It's so good. Best of theirs in a long time.

[–] Sergio@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

"It's a work phone. I'm not allowed to install apps."

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[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 hours ago

Return to Analog!

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 24 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Shit either has no buttons, with an capacitive touch surface, or if it has buttons, it's never immediate response, you have to press it for an extended amount of time.

it's fucking infuriating.

[–] salacious_coaster 2 points 4 hours ago

You just described my Chevy Volt so accurately. All the buttons are touch surface except the parking brake switch, and I usually have to pull that twice.

[–] metalaco@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Yes long press needs to be relegated to the most obscure functions of a device, not the main uses.

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