MisterOwl

joined 3 months ago
[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 18 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, let me check something... here, maybe?

Hm no.. how about..

Nope, still no sympathy. Get fucked, magat.

[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Of course he did, he's a republican.

[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Dude fuckin looks like Eddie from Mobland.

Acts like it too, apparently.

[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago

Seriously, don't visit the US. Boycott this hellhole entirely. It sucks here. There are plenty of other, much better places to spend your time and money.

[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

"Do not commit the sin of empathy"

  • Christians probably
[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I earned my IP ban by knowing what the posse comitatus act is.

[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you like improv and haven't seen Reno 911, do yourself a favor and give it a watch. It's hilarious.

[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

oh no! anyway...

[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

2,000 more violations of posse comitatus.

Don't forget to pack your brown shirts for the deployment, you fucking traitors.

[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

It depends.. black bear or brown bear? https://youtu.be/PYkWWnZm6-w

[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I love living in Illinois.

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