acute malarkey shortage artificially sustained by federal malarkotics bureau interference with private malarkey industry production chains in bullshit-rich sectors of the market
ProgAimerGirl
joined 2 years ago
you will be praised once (1 time (uno)) upon the moment of the completion of your one millionth dodge roll
he was cursed by the evil fox deity that inhabits rupert murdoch's corpse
the fruit of the nutbird vine (invasive species, cognitohazardous)
sir your vehicle has testicular cancer
Bio Bidet by Bemis
I gotta tell ya fam, that is... a bad name for a line of bidets. I am instantly suspicious of your bidet. the image of a bidet shooting my butt with something that is clearly NOT clean water springs into my mind unbidden when you repeat the phrase "Bio Bidet"
the disassociated lefty to painfully insightful doomer girlboss pipeline is measured down the length of a needle full of estrogen going into a thigh
found too infirm to stand trial
sorry kamala, he already did
gimme da gril pil
the resemblance is uncanny
getting a low back tattoo CW LEWD BUTT
this month has been a roller coaster for jeff tiedrich, trumps indictment was the top of the drop, last night was the euthanasia loops