ProgAimerGirl

joined 2 years ago
[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

if you say "tits and an ass" that counts as one wish

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

first they came for frijoles, and I did not speak out, for the refritos made me gassy

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

without a big x or a red cross through the hand how am I, Everyman Amerikanski, supposed to know the pear is not for me?

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

oh this one's a gem, a real "Pluto's Pluto" ya know?

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I'd use it to wave hello as would be the custom

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

this is the idf's army corps of engineers getting really fucking bored and deciding to increase the ambient racism with a trebuchet that sets crops on fire

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 64 points 2 years ago (1 children)

looks like you can't off two whistleblowers a week before the literal door falls off one of your airliners in midflight without taking a couple HITS to your BOTTOM LINE

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

haha gotcha! c/fakenews strikes aga... oh

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

chiquita, formerly the united fruit company, which, well, you know... (wikipedia)

The Banana Massacre was a massacre of workers of the United Fruit Company, now Chiquita, that occurred between December 5 and 6, 1928, in the town of Ciénaga near Santa Marta, Colombia. A strike began on November 12, 1928, when the workers ceased to work until the company would reach an agreement with them to grant them dignified working conditions. After several weeks with no agreement, in which the United Fruit Company refused to negotiate with the workers, the conservative government of Miguel Abadía Méndez assigned Cortés Vargas as military chief in Magdalena department and sent 700 from the Colombian Army in against the strikers, resulting in the massacre of 47 to 2,000 people.

lmao that is certainly a range, wikipedia. which do you think the real total is closer to, hm?

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

"too good for badposting"

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)

he's been terminating the happy hour 2 for 1 beers and tacos deal

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 69 points 2 years ago

liberals seething and malding that they will never come up with something as simple and fundamentally accurate as Ratchet Effect:

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