ProletarianDictator

joined 2 years ago
[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Bot idea:

@hexbot output=png template-parent=doomer-says template-sibling=npc-says

:porky-pleased:

It would reply with a screenshot of the rendered markdown where each existing child comment would be an NPC. Perfect for libbitors.world threads.

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This meme gets real close to perfect, but could use some refinement.

Top box is too "leftist meme".

Shorten it to:

doomer speech-side-l-1 "I have no free time. Still can't afford rent. Things only seem to be getting worse."

doomer speech-side-l-1 perhaps it's capitalism? speech-side-l-2

NPCs should adorn symbolism representing their type of guy. Each bulletpoint should dirty their entire faction by association rather than existing in isolation.

example symbols:

  • TERF: Harry Potter scar
  • Lizard people: infowars sticker or make resemble Alex Jones
  • Anti-semite: swastika or SS neck tat
  • Dems: (D) logo or donkey
  • Generic GOP talking point: (R) logo or elephant
  • Current GOP talking point: Fox News logo
  • Cryptofash: fasces or black sun

Have the libs and chuds face each other to highlight the how useful debate/contention is to capital.

There should be exactly one bullet point for each type of brainworm. Either trim the duplicates or make separate versions targeted by audience.

We only need one generic GOP talking point. You could argue for maybe one more representing the current era's GOP bogeyman.

Then replace them with an unrepresented type of guy:

Libertarianism has never been tried: (black/yellow flag tint)

"no, it's regulations! Real capitalism has never been tried!"

Purity fetish anarkiddies: (bandana and anarchy symbol)

"no, it's the state! they are inherently oppressive!"

Trump obsessed libs:

"no, it's Trump! he is destroying our democracy!"

Democratic party botfarm: (MSNBC logo)

"no, it's republicans! they have a senate majority!" (update to "they are fillabustering our bills!" when dems have the senate)

Democratic party controlled opposition: ("in this house" yard sign)

"no, it's [current_dem_fallguy]! they are a tool of the GOP!"

cheems NAFO imperialist fuckheads:

"no, it's Russia! they are influencing our elections!"

DSA radlibs:

"no, it's citizens united! they are corrupting politicians!"

cia DSA Langley caucus:

"no, it's China! they are an oppressive dictatorship!"

reddit-logo "leftists"

"no, it's the tankies! they are red fash authoritarians!"

The notion that capitalists deploy culture war bullshit to distract is pretty well understood by libs at this point. Would be useful to connect that to their anti-AES / anti-tankie hysteria.

The idea behind this meme an extremely useful rhetorical tool for us. Can be adapted for libs, chuds, radlibs, and various flavors of ultras, but can't easily be turned against us.

The asymmetry is :chefs-kiss:

We should absolutely template this

This would also pair well with a follow-up meme or extra frame for the anti-AES "socialists". Like this, but with each flavor of CIA socialism represented:

doomer speech-side-l-1 "it's definitely capitalism, but what can we do?" speech-side-l-2

funny-clown-hammer speech-side-l-1 "yes, it's capitalism, but [BRAINWORMS]" speech-side-l-2

fedposting speech-side-l-1 "yes, it's capitalism, [DO ADVENTURISM]" speech-side-l-2

funny-clown-hammer speech-side-l-1 "yes, it's capitalism, but China bad" speech-side-l-2

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

Kamala, activate project Hilldawg

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

What will Trump have to promise the Kims to get Benny back?

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago

Now I understand why Tucker Carlson was so upset by the sexy being removed from M&Ms

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Dump this loser

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We need more good posting comms. I come here to get away from the lib brainrot.

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

SCROTUM has just ruled it is cold outside

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They should make Americans come to China to do the research alongside Chinese scientists.

Let the scientists make public calls for access, look like you're taking the high road by giving it to them, force some researchers to see China in reality, and hopefully accelerate the brain drain.

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

About to mock a Chinese person

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

How will liberals find a way to blame tankies after repeatly warning about this?

 
 

Based and beautiful rendition

 

still disappointed that it's not an elaborate, over-engineered project for self-hosting a pig poop balls deployment.

 

A side effect of the bastard finally dying is that Lemmy mobile clients have become unusable. You cannot read posts without scrolling past miles of oversized dancing crabs. Normally a minor inconvenience, the giant emote rendering has rendered the software unusable.

Logging in via my browser in order to join the celebration.

sankara-salute

view more: next ›