نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 38 points 11 months ago

I put on the cat ears and shout, "Meeeee-owth, that's right!"

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago

whatever the fuck they want

[–] booty@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Glad to see most of us here are on the same page that we're definitely banging both Jessie and James

Proud of you comrades biderman

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago

lmao, your egg's about to get cracked, James

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

surprised-pika

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

Use my lickitung on their venusaurs

[–] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

I'll def be blasting off

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Knew from the second I saw this thread there would be people here being confidently wrong about them being kids lol. Never fails.

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

25

chomsky-yes-honey I remember when Jessie and James were 18 years older than me, now I'm 7 years older than them.

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

yea

[–] Storm@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

It huuuurts

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

Slap both they asses till red raw.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

soviet-bottom

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm taking my pikachu and going home

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Washed your anus for nothing

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

ooooooooooooooh

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 23 points 11 months ago

Ask James where his giant tits went

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

Ask James for fashion advice.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

I was looking for trouble,

I'll take it double.

[–] Moonworm@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Let them play with my electric mouse

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Seems like a bad idea

[–] Moonworm@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah what if they did something naughty with it

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Like keep it confined in a 4 inch sphere and make it fight every minute outside the sphere until it passes out?

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[–] newmou@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hit my Vaporeon and turn on the Charmander by asking can I suck on your Pigeottoes

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

incredible post, incredible

[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

meekly say thank you and speedwalk outside feeling overwhelmed. then cry in an alleyway and throw up (unrelated to their complement.)

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

Threesome

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

Time to blast off w team rocket

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

to put it bluntly im sucking em off

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 15 points 11 months ago

Them

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

ask the barkeep how these two 17 year olds got in

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago

From both:

Age Unconfirmed[1]

[1] In The Birth of Mewtwo, Jessie's mother Miyamoto wrote a report 20 years before Mewtwo's creation that says she gave away her daughter to be a foster child as a little girl. Jessie is affected by the same lethargy as other adults in Filling the Light with Darkness!

so Jessie would presumably be at least 20, probably early 20s.

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

https://www.tumblr.com/musashi/615801089998061568/how-old-are-jessie-and-james

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[–] LibsEatPoop@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

Hide my Pokemon

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Buy her a drink. Ask him to dance.

[–] Storm@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Appropriate choices, both.

[–] Grebgreb@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

i give them their own movie because they were the only redeeming quality to pokemon

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