RandoMcRanderton

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This was exactly my thought. They pitched the donations as a way to prevent enshitification by external powers, and then they themselves start enshitification?

Excuse me, ma'am, I'm looking for a woman that looks just like you but is a redhead. Have you seen her?

"No..."

Damn. Okay. Thanks. gunman walks off, dissapointed

"Whew, glad I dyed my hair."

All of these experts stating the obvious makes me think of this John Mulaney bit.

And then… then… then you go to brunch with people and they’re like, “There shouldn’t be a horse in the hospital.” And it’s like, “We’re well past that.”

I spent a couple hours for jury selection in a court for a county I was moving out of. Luckily, I was pardoned from jury duty because some long-running cases could have potentially gone on past our moving date.

This title kind of sucks. Not making the air as dirty is not the same thing as cleaning the air. "Did you clean your room?" "Yes, by only making it 17% dirtier!"

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

That's just like your opinion, man.

Why nout?

We alsou have to start adding U's in places that nourmally only have O's.

GoDaddy sends a confirmation email for updating DNS. It does not ever arrive faster than 10 minutes from the time they claim they will send it, and sometimes it takes up to 15 minutes. The code expires in 20 minutes, so if you switch focus to something else in the mean time and miss the email and the code times out, you have to send another one and just sit there staring at the email inbox. I have lost hours of my life to GoDaddy MFA. Not all MFA is stupid, but their implementation is amazingly stupid.