RiceMunk

joined 2 years ago
[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 months ago

...did they invent Arsenal Bird?

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 26 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Are those casings 3d printed? They look 3d printed. If so, pretty neat.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 6 points 5 months ago

Hey, that's unfair. He also figured out that if things push at each other, they get pushed.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 175 points 5 months ago (17 children)

Holy shit, I've accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I'm somehow only 40 years old.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I want to learn your secret walking techniques capable of destroying entire anthills with every step.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 8 points 6 months ago

Just according to keikaku

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I know pretty much zero russian, but I choose to read that the first bit of bold text there reads "Bacon".

...so, it checks out as a suicide manual. Death by bacon is pretty slow, though.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 10 points 6 months ago (4 children)

The annoying part is that there is no well-known notation for showing percentage points, so people use % for both percentages and percentage points.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 months ago

Be he foe or friend, be he foul or clean, brood of Morgoth or bright Vala, Elda or Maia or Aftercomer, Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth, neither law, nor love, nor league of swords, dread nor danger, not Doom itself, shall defend him from Fëanor, and Fëanor’s kin, whoso hideth or hoardeth, or in hand taketh, finding keepeth or afar casteth a Silmaril. This swear we all: death we will deal him ere Day’s ending, woe unto world’s end! Our word hear thou, Eru Allfather! To the everlasting Darkness doom us if our deed failethBe he foe or friend, be he foul or clean, brood of Morgoth or bright Vala, Elda or Maia or Aftercomer, Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth, neither law, nor love, nor league of swords, dread nor danger, not Doom itself, shall defend him from Fëanor, and Fëanor’s kin, whoso hideth or hoardeth, or in hand taketh, finding keepeth or afar casteth a Silmaril. This swear we all: death we will deal him ere Day’s ending, woe unto world’s end! Our word hear thou, Eru Allfather! To the everlasting Darkness doom us if our deed faileth. On the holy mountain hear in witness and our vow remember, Manwë and Varda! On the holy mountain hear in witness and our vow remember, Manwë and Varda!

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 18 points 6 months ago

And if not that, the RIAA missiles will intercept them mid-flight and then send a cease-and-desist missile back to the source.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Needs a photo where the satellite is tilted a bit towards the west, and you see Valinor just chilling in space out of reach for normal transport.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Snake ~~rock~~mineral oil.

view more: ‹ prev next ›