SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

Same.

I imagine it's partly because we "don't do football"

I have a little giggle to myself every time one team beats another and half of my family is pissed and the other half is happy.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A balrog? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Located entirely within the confines of the walkway leading from the crack of doom?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My name is Miles Edward O'Brien, and that's all any online entity will get. Anything beyond that is outside its "need to know"

(never give any online entity your real name unless you would trust them with your house/car keys)

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 29 points 10 months ago

As someone who paid enough attention in highschool chemistry to get a B, and occasionally watches Nile(red/blue) and E&I videos.... I know some of these words/symbols!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

The "Ohio? Or is this Ohio?" is a great way to start a fight in both states, depending on how dedicated to American football the listener is.

10/10

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 26 points 10 months ago

Ah, insecurity and insane levels of rage. Name a more iconic duo.

I'm just saying, screaming that a gesture is making fun of your penis size is the quickest way to make everyone think you have the smallest dick in the world.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Which is insane, how do you pillage most of the planet looking for spices to sell people and then have the blandest food in the world...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 42 points 10 months ago (7 children)

I'm sure that would have looked great to all the gathered men who were still alive.

"oh yeah, the elves showed up and one of them went up to the crack of doom with Isildur after his father died, and the elf came back alone and wouldn't tell us what happened inside. Something's fucky. We better prepare for an attack from the elves."

Whether anyone actually threw hands immediately or not, men and elves would have a far shittier relationship after that.

The question is, did more suffering occur because Elrond didnt do this? We can't know.

(but probably)

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's odd, because when I was in highschool my polisci class was following some high profile financial crime cases, and the rich old white fucks got slapped with less than 2 years in a federal ~~resort~~ prison...

Almost like there's different justice systems for different kinds of people.

Don't bother bringing up the different countries legal systems, ultimately they're all the same. You're not in the in group no matter which country it is unless you're insanely, obscenely rich.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 18 points 10 months ago (4 children)

My wife isn't quite nerdy enough to get this yet, and my parents haven't watched TNG in so long they don't remember the phrase.

I have nobody who gets this in my life...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

I see no reason to "cut myself off" at any point, I still find games released in the last few years that look interesting, and some with release dates TBD that look neat.

I haven't bought a new console since July 2015 and have no plans to buy a new generation any time soon.

When my current console dies, I might upgrade, but likely I will find a cheap used replacement and keep playing what I already have.

Someday I will update all my stuff, just not today.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 31 points 10 months ago

News flash!

This, just in: "Leaders of capitalist meat grinders prepared to lie to keep money flowing and try to pull in more"

I'm shocked.

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