SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey, I've seen this one.

A prehistoric virus is gonna infect someone with coldness until a plucky US-Marshall-turned-sherrif saves the day with his science-mined friends and colleagues.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 112 points 10 months ago (9 children)

I follow the proud American tradition my grandfather had of fighting fascism.

If the government of the states decides to be fascist, well...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 10 months ago

https://www.euractiv.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/01/CP250002EN.pdf

"data gathering" basically.

But their reasoning for gathering the data wasn't good enough for the court to allow it, as they basically said "it's so we know how to talk to passengers", but as the court says, they can use less gender-specific wording.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago

"But... But.... But.... It's not like they have anti-air defenses!"

Smaug would like a word with you, if he hadn't been shot while in the air.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 23 points 10 months ago

An important feature that shouldn't be overlooked.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Having just finished all 3 on my pc...

Dafuq you smokin, Bruh...

I will say though, 1 is the cluniest of them, for sure.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 10 months ago

I've seen escalator mechanisms fail before, I could believe that's a dual purpose for it (as well as presumably carts or scooters)

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

Yeah, fuck me for using a cane, I'm such a big fat fatty and want to be fat.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Must..... Resist..... Urge.... To pre-order.....

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 120 points 10 months ago (19 children)

YOU'RE STEALING OUR TRASH! REEEEEEEEE!

If you clip a healthy plant without asking the owner first, you're a dick. But if I see you do it at a store, no I didn't. Cause the store made $2,550,000 while I was typing this.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 39 points 10 months ago (6 children)

You have two hands, you can fire twice.

Assuming you practice how to reload one-armed....

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