SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago

Gotta love that small government allowing states and smaller to govern themselves rather than trying to butt in where they aren't welcome, right Republicans?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Any time my father brings up stuff like this, I remind him that he and his brothers drove their car onto a frozen lake and almost broke through the ice, and more than once they bought tennis balls, soaked them in gasoline, and threw them at each other with welding gloves.

I know for a fact that he and his brothers did tons of dumb shit, and I won't let him forget it even if he finds it convenient when comparing generations.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 10 months ago

My 30 year old grandma car can make it to 40 before I clear the entire intersection most of the time.

10mph is less than the indoor go-kart track barriers near me are rated for.

Security theater at its finest.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 61 points 10 months ago (2 children)

5 is alive.

NO DISASSEMBLE!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, anyone who paid mild attention in chemistry class can figure out some of the easier explosives.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

I vaguely remember seeing this exact joke in my geometry book in gradeschool. Probably different illustrator, but still.

Damn, I feel old now.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You know, I always wondered why they have big switchback loops of cable on a lot of lines.

Now I assume it's the extra cable needed to reach the splicing van.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 42 points 10 months ago (13 children)

Every single company pouring money into the incinerator is positive they'll be the one to crack actually useful AI or even actual GAI.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 32 points 10 months ago

Then the mod should have posted the comment as it's own comment and pinned it to the top.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In fairness, my dogs are considered "property" and I value both of them far more than the human who put this on their vehicle.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I once got yelled at by a cop for walking across a nearly empty road in columbus Ohio.

The closest crosswalk was basically 1/4mile in either direction, because the building I was trying to enter is so large.

I was walking with a cane at the time. And no cars were anywhere close so a snail could have made it across with time to spare. It took some people close by stepping in and arguing for me before the Douchebag dropped it.

Im sure if I had looked my usual level of disheveled or had any other shade of skin I wouldn't be so "lucky"

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