SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I didn't know shit could clump that high without supports...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You know, I was about to jump on this deal but then I noticed the shipping costs

Bruh I'm not paying for shipping, no deal.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh look, it's that time of the decade again.

More half life 3 rumors.

Wake me when Gabe holds a copy in his hand to announce it to the world, to be released immediately.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"country decides to further the human-driven extinction of endangered animal by slaughtering half the population within borders"

Very cool, Sweden.

No, I don't care about the people who feel uncomfortable living close to animals, keep your pets/kids inside or move away from their territory. I have wolves, coyote, and allegedly a mountain lion living within roaming distance of me, and I act accordingly. Heck, during covid someone got a doorbell camera picture of a bear in their front yard.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

Party fog usually happens in a small area around a gathering of stoners.

Hey, if the gathering is large enough, maybe someday it could be party fog!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

cue 5 minutes of

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Repeat at next joint.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 109 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I say this in nearly complete seriousness:

Always has been

🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Go ahead and do it!

When the world really does end, it's not like anyone will be there to snarkily post "yeah but it DID so you're wrong" so you get the last laugh, posthumously.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 21 points 10 months ago

I assume the owner set up a script to post "no" every day. Nothing more complex like trying to auto-read news posts to find a relevant one or something.

The owner just didn't see the news in time to stop the bot.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 10 months ago

Nononono you don't understand, it was a family member 8 years ago accepting t&cs for a website they spent 3 seconds on before backing to search results over too many ads.

Therefore by the fact that they're related, they also are subject to the terms.

It's not rocket appliances.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 30 points 10 months ago

Lol hasn't had a job since she popped out of religious college in the early 80s.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 10 months ago

Always assume that at least 10% of polls are bullshit, from people not understanding the question, the poll, the answers, or people just screwing around, or intentionally choosing funny/ridiculous answers.

Poll question: do you believe in a deity

Poll answers: 1 yes there is a god 2 there are many gods 3 I believe in zorg the destroyer who will bring about universal chaos 4 no

Some people who would answer literally anything else are going to choose 3 simply for the lulz.

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