SARGE

I can remind all the Star Trek fans that the episode Sub Rosa exists.

And to all the anime fans, I'm so sorry to do this to you...

"Ed..... Ward...?"

There's a Guillotine for him in Ohio

It's... Uhhhhhhh

At an acquaintance's house.

"Oklahoma AG Condones Elder Abuse, Police Brutality"

Fixed the headline

Personally this doesn't feel like true theyknew material, because this is one of those "this is how they had to advertise because nobody would allow them to say the real purpose of the items" rather than "suggestive thing presented as normal with a lot of rib-to-elbow action and stifled giggles behind the scenes, often hidden from management"

It's one of those "it fits the literal definition but not the spirit" situations. Idk Maybe it's just me.

It'll never not be funny though

Tiocfaidh ár lá!

Both can be true.

I never watched alien growing up, and only half-watched it with a girlfriend (sorry, good movies are great but... Boobs vs stereotypical teenager watching a movie....)

By the time I watched the movie fully, it just held no scare factor for me.

And so many dumb choices were made in Prometheus, it's hard to take the people seriously when everyone is acting like children who have never been in space or a dangerous situation before.

The cycle:

Step 1: (as a child) "wow this movie was great, I love Greek stuff!"

Step 2: learns a ton about Greek mythology over the next many years due to interest sparked by the movie

Step 3: (likely as a teenager or older, re-watching it one day) "holy shit this movie is absolutely nothing like Greek mythology, why did I ever think it was good..."

I don't know, I think I could get a pretty dangerous gladiatorial fight between my nieces and nephews with real swords.

I doubt any of them can swing hard enough to sever a head, but fingers aren't out of the question.

Oh don't worry, they still are.

Just not domestically.

M      uscles  
A      re  
R      equired   
I      ntelligence  
N      ot  
E      ssential

That and they have way more free time to play endless hours of that game...

taH pagh taHbe'!