I choose to believe Private Wallace blew off his massive cock, rather than his huge member hanging while he balances on one leg.
I'm not sure why he decided to flop his monumental man meat onto a landmine, but maybe he had no choice.
Or maybe I just wanted to take this opportunity to talk about someone's collosal dangling schlong without it being weird.
"Finish Them"
BBEG rolls nat 1 to dodge
"And a tarrasque falls from the sky, crushing them instantly. The tarrasque also dies since it fell from space. Also there's a bowl of penunias."
Malcolm Reynolds, is that you?
How long did it take German tourism to see improvement after WW2?
You can either join me in sitting around a small fire and discussing rc stuff, star trek, guns, and how functionally unregulated capitalism is destroying the planet, or you can keep moving.
I hope you'll join me, I'm making breakfast. Eggs, potatoes, bacon, biscuits, and pancakes if you're okay with some mildly overcooked spots.
Rich people who want a technofeudalistic world in which they are the nobility: 
Q was right about this time line, not the Prime Timeline.
And while I haven't watched the movie in a few years, I recall them saying that modern computers were made using what they learned from the crashed ship.
Sounds like my wife's mother.
She's a super narcissist and has some sort of desire to knock everyone else down when she feels like she's not getting enough attention.
You deserved better from your parents.
"well obviously he didn't mean that"
5 minutes earlier AND 5 minutes later
"we love him because he says it like it is and talks plainly"
Cognitive dissonance is a requirement for fascism. "the enemy is both strong and weak"