SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago

Do iiiiiiiiiit.

Let's do it.

Let's fucking do it.

I think we should do it.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 1 points 2 months ago

MALP tumbles off into space

"Well, there goes another MALP..."

I always wondered if the Atlantis team went to recover the MALPs when they exited a space gate. I mean, it can't get TOO far, given how slow it moves, but space is big and empty and by the time a mission gets approved it could be many miles away in a big empty void.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Super SG-1 nerd here, they often speak of the "marines" that get sent in to scout places first.

That said, the "front-line team", as they are called here and there, gets priority on a lot of the big missions.

Besides, you really think sg-12 is capable of tackling a galaxy-ending scenario every 6-12 months? They can barely sort their crayons at chow time.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 2 months ago

they’d have a team of petty officers led by a Lieutenant for that.

Hey now, there would be at least one Ensign.

What, you don't think an LT would lower himself to speaking to enlisted personnel, do you? That's lower decks stuff.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 2 months ago

linguists

Those damn linguists, always so cunning in their ways.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 2 months ago

NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Look, ~~unless you want to spend some time in the pattern buffer, don't complain.~~ it'll be sorted out soon.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 50 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Look, if I can't be a big tiddy goth babe who plays video games, then that's the next best thing

Luckily my wife is a little goth, plays a couple video games, she's a babe, and I love every part of her. And for some reason she likes me, so I guess I got the best thing anyway.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah it was meant as "the US has been doing bad things to non-white people but now that it's so open and bad, the other majority white countries can't just turn a blind eye like they do when we bomb the middle east"

Well, now that things are cleared up, have a pleasant day! 😊

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I didn't realize so many white people were being deported, arrested, or sent to concentration camps.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 2 months ago

Can confirm, shipmate. My Swear Bible is sitting in my coffee table right now.

Can you imagine trying to get through a med-cruise without it?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Sure, but now it's not really arguable for the "white countries".

It's a lot harder for Canada to turn and look away than it was 20 years ago.

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