ScrollerBall

let the water hold me down

Dental plan...

Q: "You just don't get it, do you, Jean-Luc? The sausage never ends"

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my cat paws were missing again

This happens all the time, they're detachable

Detachable cat paws....

Suck it, Jin Yang!

https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Neutopia

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Riker: When you came flying in here, did you notice a sign out in front of the Titan that said "Dead Klingon Storage"?

Officer: Captain, you know I ain't seen no...

Riker: [cutting him off again; getting angry] Did you notice a sign out in front of my ship that said "Dead Klingon Storage"?

Officer: [pause] No, sir. I didn't.

Riker: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

Officer: Why, sir?

Riker: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead Klingons ain't my fucking business, that's why!

I am going to get you so many lizards!

I'm 40% dolomite!