I'm old enough to have watched the show Davey and Goliath that Moral Orel was a parody of, which made it even funnier to me as an atheist who was forced to go to church as a kid. It wasn't even that my mother believed the bullshit, she just wanted to be rid of me and my brothers for a couple of hours so she and my step-dad could play "slap and tickle".
Smeagol666
joined 2 months ago
Spliffbob Stankpants!
Bastards all the way down.
Bastard covered bastards with bastard filling.
Don't call me ~~Shirley~~ Clearly.
I quit watching David AIPACman and Bryan Tyler Coopted years ago when they came out on the wrong side (IMO) of the TYT/Jimmy Dore schism. They are both apparently genocide apologists, unsurprisingly (which makes them even bigger scumbags than I thought).
If you live near Pawtucket,
Do not drink from the communal bucket.
The local water stinks,
So I only drinks,
Bottled water or vodka, so fuck it.
Oldie but a Goldie.
I got my third strike two years ago for saying "fuck Ukraine".
Fuck Reddit! Welcome to Lemmy brudder.
I would say "doink", which has a higher pitched sound.
Widowmaker.
Walmart employees are one of the biggest groups of recipients of food stamps, yet they still have the nerve to ask me if I want to donate to feed the hungry. Motherfucker, I'm on food stamps too, do I fucking look like I can afford to feed your exploited employees?