I'd call it The Terrible Ratio
Doesn't look tasty at all.
this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2025
321 points (97.3% liked)
People Twitter
8289 readers
1646 users here now
People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.
RULES:
- Mark NSFW content.
- No doxxing people.
- Must be a pic of the tweet or similar. No direct links to the tweet.
- No bullying or international politcs
- Be excellent to each other.
- Provide an archived link to the tweet (or similar) being shown if it's a major figure or a politician. Archive.is the best way.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Personally, as a US American, I find it offensive that other languages are so specific and pedantic about their foods that you can't even call a dish "noodles" without a thirty down votes and at least one 20,000 word essay on why you're wrong and why you're wrong for being wrong and yet here we are, several minutes into a thread and nobody's pointed out that this is a cheeseburger.
Also, its name would be Lucas.
I could see an argument for a cheeseburger being a type of hamburger.
All cheeseburgers are hamburgers, not all hamburgers are cheeseburgers
It is, but if you ask for a hamburger with cheese, I'm going to look at you weird, and I'll ask if you want the cheese melted.
load more comments
(1 replies)
Or is this a Grilled Cheese?
The quintuple bypass
My favorite.
Thanks y'all for giving me a good laugh!
A disgusting meatball on bread.
Christ-o-pha, halp!
Therapist, halp!
Chest clincher.
Artery Hardener
Expensive.
Carl's Jr. used to sell a "Six-Dollar Burger" for $3.95. The idea was six dollars was a lot to pay for a hamburger, so it must be a fantastic deal at $3.95, which was also a lot to pay for a hamburger at the time.
Big Burger sounds better. BB.
BBC. Big Burger with Cheese.
My wife loves big burgers with cheese! I always see bbc in her search history!
She British?
Widowmaker.
MeatBrick: a culinary hate crime.
5 patties? i call that a waist of food.
You won't have a waist if you keep eating like that.
The second coming of the triple bi-pass burger.
Fatties patties
American breakfast.
The Unhinger, after the movement you need to perform with your jaws to take a bite
Hambesity!
a family of four's weekly protein requirement
Sextuple bypass.
It needs at least twice as much cheese before I'd eat it.
spotted the american
It looks like it has the worst meat to bread to cheese ratio I've ever seen on a burger
Seriously. Remove one patty, add a bunch of pickles, and some lettuce, tomato, whatever, and maybe we can talk... about emergency phone numbers and my insurance card. But I'd probably negotiate for the center patty, too.
fuck pickles on burgers
hamberder
that burger is so fucking good
Herdberger
Colon Calamity
It looks like it's from Burger King so I would just call it "garbage."
Fred? Fred Cheeseheart? Is that you?
Big Hamburger.
I like that. Simple. Straightforward. To the point. No flashy PR nonsense because it doesn't need a hype man. It's just a big burger.
Want a big burger? Here's a big burger.
+5 Meatbomination of Heart Disease.
Cholesterol +5 Obesity +5 Self-esteme -1 Lifespan -5
Heartburn (ex.): upon consumption inflict 1 point of damage (acid, internal) and reduce effective sleep by 4 hours.
Royale Flush with Cheese
That's going to take more than one flush.
Edible cardiac arrest
Five cow burger
Reginald II
The latin name for this monstrosity is actually: "Metaphorus Americanus" or "shut up and slam this giant nasty grease bomb into your gut"
view more: next ›