The joke in the screnshot itself isn't. just the title of the post uses the name Timmy Tables, but at that point it's just a reference.
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That's not recharging lol, they are just saying they will recycle it for you. I.E. They want you to return it for free so they can reuse the materials.
Battery life is only 12-15 hrs recording time but somehow claiming 2 years of use.
I had dial up when using the music sharing software napster/limewire but I think it was like 2002. I had moved on to just torrenting albums by 2007. 2007 seems like a meme for late adopters.
It would be yoomer.
Pinwheel lives rent free in my head now
And then you finally get the courage to throw it away only to have an exact application where it would have been useful a couple of weeks later.
I only know poppers to be a recreational drug common in the gay community.
I think the fidget toys are just called Pop Its.
Oh shit, I got my raids confused, I was thinking mirrored drives (I see now that's RAID1). I haven't used hardware raid in years, current set up is using unraid.
I wonder whay type if data protection/redundancy they had on this thing.
Let's spin up 2 of this bad boys and do a RAID1 configuration!
Edit: RAID0 to RAID1. Don't want to spread incorrect information.

Paperclip might work better, less thermal mass.