Smeagol666

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[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

We need more Louis Gs.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online -2 points 1 month ago

I feel you brother. Nobody respects the idea that night shifters need sleep too. I met my gf over 20 years ago. We worked together on night shift, so she understood the trials and tribulations of night shift workers. She became disabled soon after, and no longer worked. About 10 years ago I was asleep, and was awakened by BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, in the kitchen. I get up to see what the fuck was going on. She's standing at the counter trying to open a jar of pickles by smacking the lid on said counter. I must have cussed her out for five straight minutes. "Did you really need some fucking pickles that goddam bad?" and "goddammit woman, you know better, " were among the choice phrases I had for her.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I knew Elon was full of shit before it was cool. Before the Cyberdumpster came out, he claimed that they would be manufactured with the tight tolerance of plus or minus five microns. Either he had no clue what the fuck a micron is, or he thinks no one else does. As a machinist myself, most of the smaller parts I've made were plus or minus 15 or 20 microns. If you don't know, a micron is one millionth of a meter (or 0.039 thousandths of an inch in "freedom units").

I wish I could upvote you twice.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Department of Health -> Department of Death

Department of Agriculture -> Department of Famine

Center for Disease Control -> Department of Pestilence

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Exactly. Even as bad as we might still fuck the planet up, it'll still be easier to terraform actual Terra than fucking Mars.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's called a "gratuity" now instead of a bribe. I guess the SCOTUS was feeling left out watching the other two branches make money hand over fist and decided to legalize it.

Edit: apparently the difference is getting paid after, instead of before, whatever "service" is provided.

I made pizza today because of this post. I do have my pizza game dialed in, I'm just too lazy to do it most days.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Taking turns getting pineapple suppositories with Ronald Reagan, I hope. Fuck the Gipper too!

It's like finding out that the captain of the airplane you're on just let a retarded 5-year old steer the plane and the psychotic, suicidal co-pilot just murdered the captain and has now locked the cockpit. Now we're in a race to try and break into the cockpit before the psycho and the retard crash the plane.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 23 points 1 month ago

That's what happens when you cheap out on the wet food, Debbie.

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