SpasmodicColon

joined 2 years ago
[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 31 points 11 months ago

Same thought. "One motivated marine and his rifle..." etc etc

[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bah, why dull a perfectly good blade on him... Do the old "wall and send his family a bill for the ammo" routine

[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

All the Maga tiktok livestreams right now saying "this is now coming to our front door" and I'm here saying

Good, if you commit fraud like this, you deserve it. Tired of the roles getting shot by pigs for not raising hands fast enough while the 1% skate off

Critical support to a critical episode

[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 81 points 1 year ago (8 children)

It's finally..... Her turn

[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Sounds like Pennsylvania is about to have Democracy© brought to it.

[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

SpaceX is a real company, and their rockets explode all the time... Inshallah on this sub

Watched that life span countdown with jealousy

Oh, I'm sure the parliamentarian will want to weight in on this one; I'm often told that between them and the congress that Biden just doesn't have enough votes in that nothing can be done about anything just from his smol-bean office by his lonesome

"folks, covid had wrecked this country and we need your votes. If you deliver me the senate here in Georgia, we'll have the votes to give every American a $2,000 stimulus check.

Just show up to vote and we'll immediately get a bill on the docket for that $1,600.

And when that $800 check shows up, the American people will once again be able to provide during this tough time. I mean, just think of what you can do with $400. Me? Well, I like me a big ol ice cream cone, and you sure can buy a lot of those with $200.

But you gotta watch out for corn pop, if he sees you with that $25 check, woo boy he's gonna get cha.

America, we will pull through this. Just remeber, vote blue, give us Georgia, and we look forward to you mailing in those checks for $100 to help fund us. God bless! "

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