SpoonyBard

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[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I think we would see an additional category. People that were circumcised against their will, wanting to go back to the side they may have loyalty for. Someone who was passionate that the uncircumcised side was the only side to be on, the righteous side, but was forced into circumcision.

I think they try to sew back on the foreskin. The thought may begin with some being ashamed that they lost their foreskin and had to “replace it”, but it may quickly become a thing of “who is going to know?”.

Problem is.. someone would come up with a way to tell. And the “true foreskiners” do not accept the “sewed on foreskiners”. There is bigotry and divided among their side. Causing an inner struggle and broken down factions of the same side. Some “sewed on foreskiners” may feel that the “true foreskiners” aren’t the side they used to be and won’t accept them anyways, so they removed the replaced foreskin to either join the circumcised or possibly start their own, new side. “The circumcised reborners”

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

Since I first heard of this 15 years ago, I still haven’t ever done this, because the box when it’s folded up, is just like a box of food in it. You can just eat out of it, as is, similar to a bowl. When you’re done, you don’t have to fold anything back up into a box. You just close it and put it in the fridge.

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’d read this book / watch this show.

The unassuming, nerdy werewolf. Gets picked on by the jocks for being a werewolf, until one of them needs a math tutor in order to play in the next big game and reluctantly gets help from Ashen, the werewolf and an unlikely friendship blossoms.

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Just bought a bunch of bird seed because a bunch of birds were scavenging in my front yard.

I’m gonna have bird friends soon!

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

My sister’s Achilles heel is string cheese, so this would definitely work on her. I used it for the opposite. I’d give her string cheese if she agreed to leave me alone and go away.

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah. My true friends know why I disintegrate into a swarm of ravens and they are the only ones I care about knowing anyway.

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

“All im saying is that it shouldn’t be my job to clear the tub drain after a full moon. Surely, you can understand that!”

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I understood the reference.

tablet

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 110 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (12 children)

I don’t know why, but “stealing him” is such a funny way of saying that.

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

These are great tips. I generally don’t take long term medication other than allergy pills, which don’t have side effects like this and I’m very new to Adderall, so this is very helpful.

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No! NOOOOO! Grandma, you whore!

Then why did she leave that “back massager” out all the time?! Just seems irresponsible at that point.

 

This oddly very fun game came in a box of cereal back in the late 90’s. My cousin and I jokingly decided to install it, fully believing it was going to be a terribly made game. However, we were pleasantly surprised at how good it was and played it a ton.

I can’t say if it still holds up and will need to see if I can find a copy somewhere online to check it out, but it randomly popped up in my head recently and needed to share with others who may have also played it.

 

I love Dylan Moran

 

One of my favorite comedians. Definitely recommend his 4 part stand up special, Repertoire.

 

The series is set in a dystopian, alternate-history United States divided into seven nations

The storyline focuses on the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and the imminent end of the world. The tagline for the series is "The things that divide us are stronger than the things that unite us". The plot explores the tension between the inevitability of the apocalypse and the persistent hope for a different future.

 

The story follows Grant McKay, a renegade scientist who, along with his team and family, embarks on a dangerous journey through various dimensions of the "Eververse" using his creation, "the Pillar". Unfortunately, the Pillar is sabotaged, trapping the team as they randomly jump through increasingly perilous and hostile dimensions.

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