Stoneykins

Get a bidet.

I think he is actually a sea pen. It looks like they like ediacaran paleoart??? Maybe???

Edit: I guess it is from something called "94 million years of collectivism", which I am not having much success finding more info about.

Me: likes something

Hexbear: asinine. Foolish. Redditor-brained trash that anyone with any taste would know better than to even consider.

Me, totally not choking back tears: obviously, this is so dumb, pshh. Pfft. Scoff. Everyone knows collaberative pixel art is for libs and babies.

Naturally occuring comrades

We are kindof in a "valley" of evolution that would take a lot of "effort" to climb out of and towards crabs. The natural undertow of progressive crabbiness isn't strong enough to get us back over the mammal hump and into sweet blissful crabland.

I'm not sure I'm motivated enough for crab themed eugenics tho

Crabple

A post about the debate between nuclear and green energy and not one idiot in the comments talking about windmills killing birds or claiming solar panels don't work in winter.

I feel like I'm breathing fresh air for the first time

Feelin called out reading this while sleepy on a couch

Is there a secret competition among these people to try and be the biggest asshole or something? I'm almost impressed with how obnoxious real humans can even be, this feels like it was written.

So much stuff like that is just priced right out of the range any reasonable person would buy it. I feel like things that were very high quality and used to cost like 2x, 2.5x what the "cheap" versions cost, these days cost as much as 16x the price of the cheaper options, with some going way beyond that.

Just pure inflated price. I try not to take it personally, its just mindless undirected greed, but it really feels intentionally directed at the working class to keep us from having the same "stuff" as the wealthy idiots overpaying for everything

It's just a fractal of hexagons made of bears made of hexagons made of bears etc

Unless banning these leads to ban evasion and/or more drama. Hopefully it can just end with bans?