UltraGreen

joined 2 years ago
[–] UltraGreen@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I used to know this particular Wilford Brimley commercial spot word for word. Like really, as a kid I was obsessed with him and his way of speaking. I still catch myself quoting him unintentionally.

[–] UltraGreen@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I hope this is real. And if it is, how in the world does he not know that he's constantly memed on and should be aware of his word choices?

I mean, the guy is relentlessly made fun of for crying at every opportunity and his "woke moralists" bit.

[–] UltraGreen@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Ahhhhh, la internacia lingvo.

[–] UltraGreen@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

One of the greatest bits ever done

[–] UltraGreen@hexbear.net 68 points 1 year ago

Bernie not being who I thought was the moment my childhood died and I became another sad adult.

[–] UltraGreen@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Wait what? To me, fight club is about toxic masculinity, male loneliness, and how destructive they are. And how instead of being violent towards your fellow man, you should group together and blow up banks.

I mean, people miss the mark on movies like that all the time. But, Fight Club is in actuality, a based movie..... Right?

[–] UltraGreen@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No one should ever pay for these streaming services. And you should shame your friends that do. We don't need new Disney shows, we don't need live action avatar shows. There is plenty of slop for us to survive off of for a long time. TV is a dying medium anyway. There are some YouTubers that produce better slop for cheaper.

Stop paying for their shit. Make them lose money.

[–] UltraGreen@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Get that stew goin' :(

[–] UltraGreen@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I support anyone who fucks with Nintendo. I hope they lose their lawsuit as well. Copyright law is bullshit anyway. No corporation should be able to claim ownership of fictional animals in a video game.

The joke about "let the fans make the game!" Is sometimes true. I'm sure if a small group of devs were legally allowed to, they would make a pretty good classic pokemon game. But because Nintendo wants every penny that could be warned from the franchise, they can't help themselves but to go after the competition in courts.

[–] UltraGreen@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No it's ok I don't mind seeing him lol. Just a little joke about him. He just seems to really have the algorithm figured out so I end up seeing him all the time.

But yes, drama slop is good slop. I love living vicariously through people who make much worse mistakes than I.

[–] UltraGreen@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I can never escape the ever reaching power of mutahar. I never want to see this man's work, yet he somehow always finds a way to slip his "common sense centrist views" into my screens.

[–] UltraGreen@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Yes, breakup with your gf, and marry the chicken instead.

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