The first Xanax-American president

God dammit. Can some chud this dude already? Tired of patsocs like him getting all the speaking gigs.

That's why I build cabins and force my friends to work my farm for free while I sell all the crops.

Also, Junimo slave labor

Love being stuck in the intersection, turning left, and have to wait for five enormous pickup trucks to run the red light before I can clear the intersection.

"Alright dad, you're gonna go out onstage, Fleet Foxes is gonna play, then-"

I'm an empty headed lib

Me, approaching with a toaster plugged into an extension cord

:

The bus driver: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBy3CAhJtmE

The brick is on the pedal! Steering wheel is locked!
sign ahead:

BRIDGE OUT

Me if this was true:
I'M VOOOOOOOTING