I want to live in the timeline where a super-scientist gets sick of the attack helicopter meme and makes "attack helicopter reassignment surgery" possible and available.
Yermaw
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Maybe even get Xbox gamepass on it.
Im honestly not sure why they're making a handheld Xbox after their "everything is an xbox" push. Why have just an Xbox when you can get anything else PLUS an Xbox for likely cheaper?
only really enjoys the prequels
Man it must be rough on you in those spaces
And then starve em. Tease em. Sing off key.
My wife is the first woman i have properly been with, and i find myself staring at her moustache when she's watching the TV and unaware.
Im in no way turned off by it or anything like that, it's just fascinating to me somehow. Like 6 years I've been with this woman and I still can't stop.
Wow mister that's a gotta threes
Despairing that i haven't even used it wisely to catch up on housework
Im back to Balatro after losing all interest in it. Just got a couple more decks to unlock until I can decide I've completed it. I obviously never will (get gold tokens on all the jokers? Lolno) but it will feel like a good point to stop with no regrets.
Its already started. Remember the "you get arrested just for posting on Facebook now" business?
I don't want my activities traced back to me, but given how fucky the world has become since Internet went mainstream I'd be willing to give that up.
That's why I particularly hate active bigots. Like dude shut up I love free speech, keep this shit up and you'll ruin it for the rest of us.
Is the big joke that it actually is Unix?