abdominable

joined 1 month ago
[–] abdominable@lemm.ee 5 points 8 hours ago

They redraw a smaller circle

[–] abdominable@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Half this show was about gay, dick, and fart jokes. Will be an interesting reboot.

[–] abdominable@lemm.ee 21 points 2 days ago (20 children)

It's the 'professionals' fault, they got locked into that shit years ago because it's what they learned in school and they don't want to learn anything else even though there are alternatives.

I'm just happy when they don't imsist on an overpriced Mac just to use Adobe.

[–] abdominable@lemm.ee 22 points 2 days ago

After much debate, the FBI report settled on bullet or bullet shrapnel but there was no conclusive evidence as Cheeto bandito refused to be checked out or let doctors talk about it.

The idea above was an initial theory by Internet no lifers. The more common one now is that he hit his head on a secret service pistol when ducking.

[–] abdominable@lemm.ee 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because nobody is asking that or you.

[–] abdominable@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Counterpoint: as soon as sports and their related normies became popular and took over Reddit, it went to complete shit.

[–] abdominable@lemm.ee 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Because they are joining for a job, not to be patriotic. The U.S. military is the largest jobs program in the world. It's main selling point is to pull people out of poverty.

Nobody I know that joined did it to 'fight for their country'. They didn't swallow that bullshit until after getting in and realizing half the morons here will call them a hero for getting dressed in the morning.

[–] abdominable@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Vapid narcissism, a trait she shares.

[–] abdominable@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

First time on the Internet huh?

[–] abdominable@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It literally worked for 99.999% of Nazis. We only hung some of the top brass. And then we took the smartest ones and gave them great lives at NASA.

[–] abdominable@lemm.ee 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Umm... They've always done that, they just call it a riot when the cops start shooting.

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