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Better than cancer I guess

In Europe St. Nicolas is quite a big deal on the 5th or 6th, also Christmas eve on the 24th

Receive a medal "I won at capitalism", keep let's say 100 million, give the rest away as tax and be disqualified from the game forever.

Irritable bowel syndrome isn't a much better diagnosis in my opinion. At least this guy got some cocaine

But for the untreated depression you could soak it in booze or at least really strong kefir.

I've seen that. Used for customer service history AND planning with 3-digit week numbers (the first digit is the last digit of the year) and a lot of macros. Guess who had to fix the macros in 2020 without changing the idiotic 3-digit week numbers?

https://www.hs-augsburg.de/~harsch/germanica/Chronologie/19Jh/Struwwelpeter/hof_5907.html

The favorite face color if his father

We could call them sometime like puppets or Muppets

Klingt eigentlich relativ vernünftig, wobei Nikotin Pflaster vermutlich genau so gut gehen.

Be careful the meme dealers here often lace their memes with US politics and other nasty stuff... Be warned!