archonet

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[–] archonet@lemmy.world -2 points 2 years ago

Ah, so now you claim to read minds. Ok. Not reading the rest of this drivel, it's clear you're not really up to this. Better luck next time, champ!

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by archonet@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
 

Who danced the fandango on skates.

He fell on his cutlass,

Which rendered him nutless,

And practically useless on dates.

(technically a limerick but whose dad hasn't told a dirty limerick?)

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