ben16w

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mmm biocrust in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I got "harry potter and the rash on the way home"

What do cats think you are to them? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I think they probably see us as stupid gods

Pansexuals in c/funny@lemmy.world
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Is that Laci Green?

This is seriously trippy in c/wtf@lemmy.wtf
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Omg that's such a good description for it, I used to get them all the time. Thought I was the only one...

Monitrust - a minimal self-hosted server monitoring tool in c/rust@programming.dev
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Get some screenshots in the readme!

The app that promised to ‘use AI to weed out daters with STIs’ has been shut down in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How was it supposed to work? Was it supposed to scan received dick pics of anything gross because people do have eyes they could use...

Yesterday, the temperature was in the 80's. in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I'm really hoping that's in Fahrenheit

It must confuse English learners to hear phrases like, "I'm home", instead of "I am at home." We don't say I'm school, or I'm post office. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

One of my favourites to think about is "How are you?". Taken literally that question makes no sense. "How are you?" "Well one day my parents had sex and I sort of grew from there...."

A NYC police officer hanging over Times Square, 1920 in c/historyporn@lemmy.world
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The first image is some Instagram photos and the second image is a different person bouldering

Banned - exocomics in c/comics@lemmy.ml
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

What's Simon doing in a cat cafe?

What is in those Delectable treats that is so addicting? in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I used to have a ginger cat called Seamus!

It’s like a different language in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] ben16w@lemmy.world 56 points 2 years ago (4 children)

My favourite is the (apparently) Australian saying "I'm so hungry a could eat the ass off a low flying duck"

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Why did the baker have smelly hands? (lemmy.world)
 

Because he kneaded a poo.

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