blackluster117

joined 2 years ago

Badabing! rimshot

More like a haymaker.

"Do you bleed? You will."

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm honestly beside myself.

An alli-day tree?! I love the whimsy of this. Definitely subscribing.

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 51 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My stack is about to overflow.

Pee is stored in the balls.

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 96 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Then remember immediately the next time you get in the shower. Vicious cycle.

First it's "I can kill you whenever", then it's "I saved your life". Kinda sounds like maybe you can't do anything, dude. What an asshat.

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This guy can vote and drive.

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