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Ent-Behaupter: Ich kenne niemanden, dem das so passiert ist.

Maimai-Transkription: Mantarochen diskutiert mit Patrick aus Spongebob Schwammkopf.

[Paneel 1:] Mantarochen in Rolle eines Arbeitnehmers: „Das ist mein Arbeitsvertrag.“

[Paneel 2:] Patrick in Rolle einer Personalabteilung: „Jupp.“

[Paneel 3:] Mantarochen: „Hier steht, ich arbeite 160 Stunden für 3500 Euro.“

[Paneel 4:] Patrick: „Jupp.“

[Paneel 5:] Mantarochen: „Jemand, der mehr arbeitet, sollte auch mehr Lohn bekommen.“

[Paneel 6:] Patrick: „Da sehe ich nichts Falsches dran.”

[Paneel 7:] Mantarochen: „Ich habe 200 Stunden gearbeitet.”

[Paneel 8:] Patrick: „Jupp“

[Paneel 9:] Mantarochen: „Wo sind meine 875 Euro?”

[Paneel 10:] Patrick: „40 Überstunden sind inklusive.”

cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998795

cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998794

cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998742

Meme transcription: 4 panels of Vince McMahon reacting increasingly ecstaticly to:

1. Your software isn’t working. Vince McMahon looks curious.
2. The bug is in a library. McMahon smiles.
3. There already is an issue on Github. McMahon makes an orgiastic face.
4. They published a fix last week. [I don’t know how to describe the face McMahon is making.]

cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998794

cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998742

Meme transcription: 4 panels of Vince McMahon reacting increasingly ecstaticly to:

1. Your software isn’t working. Vince McMahon looks curious.
2. The bug is in a library. McMahon smiles.
3. There already is an issue on Github. McMahon makes an orgiastic face.
4. They published a fix last week. [I don’t know how to describe the face McMahon is making.]

cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998742

Meme transcription: 4 panels of Vince McMahon reacting increasingly ecstaticly to:

1. Your software isn’t working. Vince McMahon looks curious.
2. The bug is in a library. McMahon smiles.
3. There already is an issue on Github. McMahon makes an orgiastic face.
4. They published a fix last week. [I don’t know how to describe the face McMahon is making.]

The two-panel comic I’m looking for describes how the level of care parents give plummets after the first child. The dialog goes something like this:

Panel 1

The child has a thermometer in their mouth.

[Father:] She has a mild fever.

[Mother:] To the emergency room!

Panel 2

The child twists their head around 180 degrees.

[Father:] Exorcist?

[Mother:] She’s fine.

Thank you!

Meme transcription:

The alphabet: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W Y X Z

The alphabet for installers: C:\

Meme transcription: Anakin & Padme

[Panel 1] Anakin tries selects “Update and shut down” from the Windows start menu.

[Panel 2] Padme, labeled as “Windows”, cheerily says: ”You mean ‘Update and restart’, right?”

[Panel 3] Anakin takes an annoyed look.

[Panel 4] Padme, still cheery, says “I’ll just ‘Update and Restart’.”

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Years after my R.E. teacher said, “I will never fall lower than into God’s hands,” I finally came up with the retort, “Let’s go on the roof and check.”

Years after my R.E. teacher said, “I will never fall lower than into God’s hands,” I finally came up with the retort, “Let’s go on the roof and check.”