captain_oni

joined 10 months ago
[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Thief says robbing houses wouldn't be profitable if you had to ask the owners for consent first"

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, if you want to keep the game lore intact, and surprise your veteran players, call it a "bearbug".

-"In front of you, you see a bearbug"

-"Do you mean a bugbear?"

-"Did I stutter?"

woah woah, bear with me here…

Is it holding you at gunpoint?

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This is what a bear would say to lull us into a false sense of security.

Oh yeah, you have a good point. For example, unlike games like bg3 and cyberpunk (to some extent), some games use "body type" but your character is still recognized as either male or female depending on which you choose, so there's no point in NOT using "male or female".

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Proof that the "men entering women's bathrooms to harass women" were the conservatives all along.

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (12 children)

I've read so many negative reviews that only say "bodytype A and B" that I'm running out of steam points to gift them clown awards.

Edit: Thanks for letting me know I shouldn't give those awards, since it's more of a reward for them. I'll stop.

There's a way to fix that, but we have been convinced we need to "stay civil" while the rich fuck us over.

I can't use that eye wash, I have special eyes!

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't wait for brontoburgers.

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Kinda what happened to battleships in the era of aircraft carriers and submarines?

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