charonn0

joined 2 years ago
[–] charonn0@startrek.website 5 points 4 weeks ago

You have died from dysentery.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 7 points 4 weeks ago

And stop sighing so much.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 16 points 4 weeks ago

For soon, the quivering mass of life within me will depend on us both. Even now, I can sense it feeding, squirming, searching, questing. And shortly, it will rend my loins in twain, burst forth and pull us down, down, down into the deep, dark waters of commitment.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

But not small ones.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 8 points 4 weeks ago

Only people who live in the country.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 4 weeks ago

Yes. My mom called it "hugging hands". I don't remember when we stopped doing it, but it was probably when I was around 6 or 7 years old.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 96 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

Also, the census doesn't only count citizens.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 37 points 1 month ago

'Billy West'? What a stupid, phony, made-up name!

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 25 points 1 month ago

I can wire anything directly into anything; I'm the professor!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGKxWatPkd0

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 52 points 1 month ago (6 children)

They meant NFTs

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago

I'm painting a cave wall right now.

 
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