darvocet

joined 2 years ago
[–] darvocet 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

As a young person i for sure did this for my girlfriends. They would then reach over and unlock it for me. That was a perfect time to let that fart out you were holding.

These days with a remote it's just stupid to waste the time. Women's rights and all that. Now i just fart in the car without worrying.

[–] darvocet 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

One can be proud of the country they live in just like they can be disappointed in it.

[–] darvocet 6 points 6 months ago

No no he will be much too proud of it to do that.

[–] darvocet 3 points 6 months ago

It's cute that someone things a new law will mean anything.

[–] darvocet 17 points 6 months ago
[–] darvocet 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Imagine someone with totally average intelligence. Then realize 50% of people are dumber than that. Also - they think they are smart.

[–] darvocet 58 points 6 months ago (6 children)

If a few black kids start shooting up some white schools then maybe we will see some pearl clutching. But still no action because the guns are more loved than the children.

[–] darvocet 3 points 6 months ago

oh no, this is the first im hearing about this.

[–] darvocet 4 points 6 months ago

This is just grifting though - totally on brand.

[–] darvocet 2 points 6 months ago

Everything reminds me of my sweet Nicole.

[–] darvocet 24 points 6 months ago
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