darvocet

joined 2 years ago
[–] darvocet 3 points 3 weeks ago

Amen on the children comment. I'm with you - my biggest contribution to mankind will be not procreating.

[–] darvocet 4 points 4 weeks ago

Jesus Christ. My wife may be a bat obsessed child.

[–] darvocet 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I need to make a seed box

[–] darvocet 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Engine failure caused him to decend too fast on landing and start turning off of the final approach path, leading to crash on top of hangar.

[–] darvocet 27 points 1 month ago

Its got to be top tier satire.

[–] darvocet 2 points 1 month ago
[–] darvocet 129 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I've been divorced. But i didn't decide to do that while tripping balls sucking on some other girls titties. It's a data point only.

[–] darvocet 89 points 1 month ago (13 children)

Haha this turned dark real quick.

[–] darvocet 9 points 1 month ago

Hehe thank you for the chuckle. Can't wait to see his YouTube video.

[–] darvocet 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

AI has probably finished this game by now.

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