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[–] david@feddit.uk 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

And when anyone films in portrait, make sure to punish anyone trying to watch the footage with a similarly criminal portrait orientation, by putting borders round the side of the portrait content to force it to be landscape, thus shrinking the content to roughly a ninth of their screen, unless they switch to the blessed landscape orientation when it will fill a glorious third of the screen. Let no one watch it full size for the creator thereof has sinned against the gods of landscape.

This is the right and proper punishment for content creators who break the landscape law: let no one see this video fullscreen, for they have sinned against landscape. https://ibb.co/x2MQQG2 let the borders of landscape wrath descend and pad, and let fullscreen be disabled for all, for if landscape viewers are denied fullscreen EVERYONE MUST SUFFER.

Oh, or you could just skip the fuzzy bars in portrait mode if you're feeling more accommodating to phone users.

[–] david@feddit.uk -4 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Yes, and that's great, it really is, but when the footage you have is portrait, don't pad it out to force landscape orientation on it irrespective of the orientation of the viewer's screen, just let portrait content be full size portrait when viewed on a portrait screen. That is the beginning, the middle and the end of my point. It's all I'm asking for.

[–] david@feddit.uk 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I am British and I love this.

[–] david@feddit.uk 16 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I know Trump massively overstated his wealth, but fining him $5000 is like fining me £10. He won't even notice it's gone at the end of the month. $5,000, 000 or prison time would be a meaningful punishment.

[–] david@feddit.uk 39 points 2 years ago (15 children)

Fantastic video, but it winds me up when they add padding to a phone video to make it landscape, as if no one in existence might possibly be viewing their phone-generated content on a phone.

[–] david@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

OK, yes, I think you're right.

[–] david@feddit.uk 19 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Of course, but the far right don't care about facts, they just care about racism.

[–] david@feddit.uk 62 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oh, I thought it was the CEO's online reputation and the fact the people are hearing more and more that their after sales service is shit, eg being charged £17000 for a new motor which is apparently the driver's fault for driving it in the rain. In Scotland.

https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/motors/couple-charged-17000-tesla-broke-27925815

Apparently the problem has been known for some time:

https://insideevs.com/news/534878/tesla-models-motor-fail-rain/

[–] david@feddit.uk 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Well, spirit of something, but whatever it is it isn't 'holy'.

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