diptchip

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[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

A lot of people are happy enough inside their comfort zone, they're likely to die there. The people that say they haven't made good music since the XX's probably haven't spent much time searching for music they'd like.

[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

You don't say?

[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Reminds me of the old "Would you rather have sex with a man with a vagina, or a beautiful woman with a penis?" Would be a heck of a threesome.

[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

I'm still rooted but I'm on android 7 and I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one with access. Lol If only I had more money that access would probably be worth more than just amusement.

[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

I got it! We're within a simulation of the innards of a black hole. And that is the first time I've used the word "innards". Lol

[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Wait... Are we simulating black holes yet?

[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's just black holes all the way down.

[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If they had just made out like everyone else does, nobody would have cared who they were. It wouldn't have gone viral. Wife still might have found out about it, but I don't think that would have changed much.

[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Remember that you can't unsay anything to a Dr. Good luck getting something like that removed from your medical record. It doesn't matter til it does. Told a doc I was concerned about my drinking 13 years ago and got some labwork done to make aure my liver was still good. I don't even drink anymore but I found out a few weeks ago I'd need a waiver to enlist.

[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Damn, girl.

[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Aren't they the cutest nightmares you've ever seen?

I'll never forget walking through my grandfathers yard and noticing that with every step I took, I'd see a few dart away from me. Only saw them when they were crossing the tops of flat clove leaves in the grass. Wouldn't have known they were there, otherwise. They were everywhere, out there. Every square foot of grass. Was curious enough to find out what they were and much to my relief, mostly harmless. Still, tresspassers caught inside, get the death penalty.

I've crawled under nearly a thousand houses since then and never got bit, despite undoubtedly being covered by different kinds. Still panic if I catch em on me, but I know I don't have much to worry about here in the PNW. The coast and valley are pretty safe. Rattlers and widows are more common east of the valley.

[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Heard something about 3 mile island... Relevent if true.

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