You'll never be able to stop someone that wants to cheat. Best you can do is be funner and sexier than anyone else your partner might be around. Never understood why that's so hard for some people.
diptchip
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Maybe replace land with lamb.
You say butt hair, I say fart suppressor.
A lot of people are happy enough inside their comfort zone, they're likely to die there. The people that say they haven't made good music since the XX's probably haven't spent much time searching for music they'd like.
You don't say?
Reminds me of the old "Would you rather have sex with a man with a vagina, or a beautiful woman with a penis?" Would be a heck of a threesome.
I'm still rooted but I'm on android 7 and I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one with access. Lol If only I had more money that access would probably be worth more than just amusement.
I got it! We're within a simulation of the innards of a black hole. And that is the first time I've used the word "innards". Lol
Wait... Are we simulating black holes yet?
It's just black holes all the way down.
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Stun gun or taser? If it shoots barbed electrodes, it might be worth carrying. If it doesn't, you're much better off with pepper spray or a knife. Both will have longer lasting effects.