dodslaser

Ok, hear me out: What if we were to dig a system of narrow tunnels under the city, and then let people drive through them. Of course, cars would need to be on some form of automated tracks to make it safe. Then you could link up multiple cars and make long lines of cars following the tracks to the same destination.

It's a brand new concept, I know, but modern problems require modern solutions. Maybe we can sell hats and flamethrowers to generate support.

(/s in case it wasn't obvious)

Pushing directly to main just feels better.

Can you really be proficient in a language you didn't invent?

I want nothing but potatoes in my chips!

That's kind of arbitrary though, and very dependent on humidity.

Sadly this will probably not change unless attacks become so frequent that paying the ransom is more expensive than hiring competent people and teaching them proper opsec.

It's bound to happen at some point, but I wouldn't hold my breath.

I think "user" in this case means "employee". Phishing is by far the most common point of entry.

But vanilla GNOME completely breaks my user experience each boot...

These people need to embiggen their vocabulary!

They don't fall off, they're removed by the priesthood because they're ~~jealous~~ ~~horny~~ pious.

At least in Mega Man 2 he looks like a slightly more normal dude in riot gear with a gun.