don

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[–] don@lemmy.ca 3 points 13 hours ago

Oh yeah, the Heemeyer variant model. Solid choice. Really solid choice.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 13 points 19 hours ago

The joke is that driers/washers would be such that the vibrations they make would cause arousal if sat upon, as indicated by the woman in the pic.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] don@lemmy.ca 8 points 20 hours ago

“Because it’s so fucking cool!” is usually pretty easy to get out.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Shit, I’ll take it. Thanks!

[–] don@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Being omniscient and familiar with astrophysics (dude did whip up an entire planet and ecosystem in under a week), Y-man knew they were never going to make it past 40k feet let alone the fucking Kármán line, but dude still had a shitfit and crashed out, ostensibly creating (at least the genesis of) the earth’s languages, but more pointedly tried to stop the people from doing what he already knew they’d never be able to accomplish.

Got it.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago

What do when gf say she pargenant

[–] don@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

“XcQ, LINK STAYS BLUE!” 😁

[–] don@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago
[–] don@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

That’s quite the jedroom.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)

You all got Rick-rolled btw

[–] don@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

When I pause my rpg (DQ3 2DHD, which doesn’t have a standard pause screen) to go do something, and I’ve left my group in front of a item vendor, so in the game, they’re just standing there for 30 minutes awkwardly in front of the vendor.

“Player just walk away from the console?”

“Sigh, yeah, asshole does it all the time. We’re just lucky we’re in town this time.”

“Fucking hell, player must’ve left you in some bad places, I’d imagine.”

“Side of a mountain once. For two fucking hours, in the middle of the night, in these clothes. That silk robe the priestess is wearing doesn’t do shit for mountain-side nighttime temperatures, goddammit! … Oh thank fuck, they're back. See you later, potion seller.”

~(I’m the captain of the USS Callister, btw.)~

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