dontpanic

We’re literally an invasive species.

If it’s DINKWADs I’ve heard dual income no kids with a dog but if S is part of the acronym I got nothin’

I didn’t get banned but I definitely would have by now if I’d stayed.

Please take me with you

Where will I put it? That’s a problem for future me, now shut up and take my money.

l had a similar experience recently at sequoia national park, honestly bonkers how many there were. I barely ever see real ladybugs anymore.

I’ve heard it used for icicles too.

Yeah like…I wouldn’t even need to put my back seat down to fit that in my fucking golf.

Oh dang, lucky! (If tie dye is your thing, that is.)

me avoiding preparing for a job interview I really wish I hadn’t seen this or that I were out of q-tips.