No no that's a failed cult. Quite different.
drolex
joined 2 years ago
in ~~my~~ the games
Please think of the children
I hope it's the censored version because if I hear "start a war, start a nuclear war" in my headphones, I will be tempted to send an ICBM, I know that.
"Honey you're being hysterical". Works every time. Just add some mansplaining and she'll come to her senses. Might want ot refer to "that time of the month" to seal the deal.
Yeah my mother won't talk to me, how do you know?
Hey look this guy is a carnifex fucker
Oh my god how did you know?
Seriously amazing, I love it. Condolences to your brain though, it must take its toll.
You've got zeugma
Hey guys guess where I will do a backflip tonight lmao 🤣
This depicts very precisely how I feel crossing roads in the US and Canada.
Compare and contrast with what happened in my town in SW France:
- Council installed one of those super secure crossings that take forever to let people cross the street. Twice if you want to cross diagonally
- Some old people don't give a shit because they must be thinking that life is too short for this, and they yolo it
- Most drivers stop but some are unattentive
- A couple of accidents happen
- The old people lobby give some shit to the mayor
- A different crossing is installed that stops the drivers all the time
- Most drivers are OK, the shitty ones are angry
- Everybody nice profits, another victory for the old gits who cross when and where they want. They'll do it again
Upon seeing the blood stained clothes, the disciple said 'Hey I was hungry, too! Fucking weirdo.'
The disciple was named Colonel Sanders and this was his inspiration to invent the hamberder and never be hungry again.
Ah but that's the conservative approach everywhere in the world. Yes there's a societal issue. No we won't do anything about it. Actually, correction: we will make it worse.