dumbass

me walking out of a strip club after getting a bunch of dances: I'M NOT ICE! I'M JUST A PERVERT!

I'll do it this weekend, I promise myself I will.

a month later.

I STILL HAVEN'T DONE THAT THING!

That's how I spend my days off, constantly in anxiety about getting something done then I'm back at work, with a whole new set of anxiety.

Elons ketamine fueled reply to being sued over xai's emissions polluting the air.

This is by far the dumbest season of America.

I've told everyone I work with that this is all an act and I hate most people.

You're gonna have a little baby Cthulhu!

We used to have a word for people like this, what was it again, Ohh yeah, pussies.

Govern me daddy Trump! I'll be a good boy for you! - Jacob Reaume

Yeah, let Poland invade someone for once!

I've been hoping for that big EMP from the sun I keep getting told about.