Me. I was saving actually doing it for like September (back to school sales would save me a fuckload on glitter) but I guess I wasn't creative enough and gotta think up something else.
this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2025
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Arm yourselves. This isn’t a joke.
They want millions dead.
Do you know that the KKK would disperse & never come back when would-be victims armed themselves and shot at them? A big element in the civil rights movement was vets coming back from the world wars with combat experience and firing back on their oppressors. Those are stories that get lost in the pEaCefUL pRoTeST propaganda, but arming up and defending their communities was a huge piece of the black civil liberties movement.
Anyway, point is, turns out people who hide behind masks to commit terroristic acts are truly, deeply chickenshit. I'm willing to bet ICE would do the exact same thing as the KKK if fired back upon.
The only good Nazi is dead.
Counterpoint: Oskar Schindler. Granted he's dead now but he was p good when he was alive, especially by Nazi standards.
Not important cuz it's obvious what your saying but I feel like the second half of the statement is necessary. This kinda implies there was one good Nazi
This kinda implies there was one good Nazi
There was that one Nazi doctor in China saving civilians from Japanese horrors. They even built a statue for him after the war.
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The 2 go hand in hand. The peaceful element provides cover and public cause support for the more militant elements. They also make it harder to concentrate forces to deal with them.
In turn, the militant add teeth to the peaceful element.
An intelligent government acts early, before the militant elements can come to bear. But for best results both (technically all 3, including political) are required.
Another good example are the Irish troubles. The IRA, while prominent, couldn't "win". The marches, and Sinn Fein did.
The people in charge want to fill private prisons with a vulnerable population who have no recourse as they have little or no rights. It's a grift at the expense of human lives. They don't actually care about immigration, they're just using white supremisists as pawns to achieve their goals. They'll also use them to eliminate political opposition to avoid eventual consequences if anyone with a spine ever gets back in power.
First they came for immigrants ...
This ends with millions dead. arm yourselves. Improve your family’s chance of survival
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Hell yes
Your time has come
Cue glitter being declared a weapon of mass destruction.
No, honey, I wasn’t at the strip club… I was, uh, an undercover ICE agent!
Just admit you were at the strip club. It's less embarrassing. You can frame it as supporting local business.
If you see an armed person with a mask, assume hostile intent. Call 911 and report masked people with guns.
I mean... yes but that's only going to slightly annoy. Sadly I think this is going to take actually using a "stand your ground" law correctly. IE how the hell can anyone argue against, I saw a gang of masked men with a gun coming towards me and I feared for my life.
The dream is for trigger-happy cops to show up and start shooting at armed individuals in masks.
Teach both groups a lesson about how to approach citizens.
Lol. Maybe if we couch 911 calls with the fact that the person claimed their an ICE agent to help with the police not killing them on sight.
Reality is, cops are as, if not more, likely to shoot at you or help ICE kidnap you to a concentration camp
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Get a paintball gun with the paint balls filled with that permanent dye banks use for bank robbers.
Yes, and then die when you're shot because you pointed something gun-like at them.
Beet root boiling water is a very stubborn dye to wash off too.
Okay ,so if they covered in glitter, they're ICE. If not, they're kidnappers for god knows what. I think it's imperative people be able to distinguish their kidnappers, since the federal government is unable to do this.
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Super Soakers and water balloons full of bright orange permanent dye.
Can I just use 5.56?
I wouldn't point anything vaguely gun shaped at them.
Unmarked Vehicles masked men no uniforms no identification no badges? I think you should point a gun at them immediately. You have no way of knowing who they are and if they're about to murder you.
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Garden sprayers would work but honestly they will probably shoot you the second something comes flying at them
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Gotta hit 'em with a stink bomb they won't be able to wash off for days
Smells like pig in here
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Is this true? I haven’t seen articles or videos about it yet.
Best I can tell it originated from a satire website. It is still hilarious.
This is a memes community. Take anything and everything posted here with a grain of salt. Or glitter.
Maybe this will give people some fabulous ideas.
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tyrannical problems require fabulous solutions
We used to use tar and feathers... Oh how we've fallen as a civilization.
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If I lived in an area where these thugs were operating and was concerned for my safety I’d consider carrying something like This long before I’d consider glitter. Let these thugs explain to family & friends why their faces look like blue/purple raccoon masks.
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