el_principito

joined 5 years ago
[–] el_principito@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Read this like “Penelope” — the name. I’m dumb.

[–] el_principito@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

biden-the-thing oh you remember the thing

 

It’s just that easy. maybe-later-kiddo

[–] el_principito@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I might have some kind of stomach condition—I fart too much chicken-bop 💨💨💨

[–] el_principito@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
 

Best pic I’ve ever taken of them

 

kitty-cri-potato

He’s all mine

[–] el_principito@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Let he, who is without a cum, cast the first load.

[–] el_principito@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I remembered the Macarena video and it warmed my heart

brick-police

[–] el_principito@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

My girl made brownies. This is why I’m 20 pounds too heavy.

kitty-cri-potato

[–] el_principito@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

“Listen, the buck stops when they get in the way of my treats.”

maybe-later-kiddo

[–] el_principito@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ya. You like touché?

 

Why isn’t there an airplane hitting World Trade Center tower 2… oh wait

 

This stupid pay period shit meant I couldn’t front cash for payment. So I slid a credit card to make rent. So stupid

Anyway, didn’t have money to go out so I just spent my days cleaning. Wasn’t bad to clean but sucks when you take a step back..

 

STFU! Y’all libs ain’t know shit.

All these MFers talking about hexbear ain’t this, lemmy is that.

STFU.

 

grillman

 

Found this shit through google’s shopping tab after searching “Emiliano Zapata literature” lmao data-revolutionary

 

It’s true

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