fjord_monkey

joined 10 months ago
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If you cup your hand over your balloon knot and open and and close it rhythmically ( 🀌🏻🫴🏻🀌🏻🫴🏻🀌🏻🫴🏻) while you let 'er rip, you get a wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah sound.

[–] fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

More of a demigod

[–] fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

No... When I fart.

[–] fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The only foreigners in my kids class are Palestinian. It's otherwise all Norwegians. But you also have to bare in mind that it wasn't uncommon for effeminate men to have it "beaten out of them" or lesbians to be raped to "correct their behaviour" until very recently. So it was in people's best interests to keep it secret. I remember that even 20 years ago in the more left leaning cities in Britain people were getting put in the hospital for being gay/ trans.

[–] fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

There are no more LGBTQ people today than there were back in the 40s. They're just not being jailed for it. As society becomes more accepting more people feel safe coming out. Even Alan Turing was tossed into a cell for being gay, and he arguably led to Britain winning world war 2. Whereas in my kids school class the only ones who have a problem with it are the Palestinians. And the 20% includes bi people who would have flown easily under the radar back in the day

 

Poopy pants!

 

Score your last bowel movement! I just got a 6.

 

Fecal transplant for the win!

 

Plenty of sugar cane is grown in the states, why are you getting your sugar from corn.

 

So sad

[–] fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You've gone wrong.

My mother was in a similar situation when my gran died, but her sister was the one who got the house. My mother thought it should have been split 50/50, but her sister did do all of the care work and was closer to her generally. They got into some sort of argument and neither has spoken to the other since. It's been over 2 decades. I've asked my mother about it and only got vague answers.

[–] fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Social engineering. Give everyone a sense of agency but make the world in my image.

Just link to support websites to do with solvent abuse (paint/glue huffing) whenever you see a hexbear / lemmygrad post. Push the narrative that they all huff paint and eventually they'll isolate themselves.

 

Basically people upload a picture of their butt nuggets and the rest of the community rates it out of 10 according to quality and size.

Significantly worse. But WWIII won't start properly until 2029

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