genuineparts

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[–] genuineparts 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Deny, Delay, Defend.... may I add: Dispose?

[–] genuineparts 12 points 7 months ago

It is for people living for 2,810,012,235,505,759,797,086,285,212,489,023,139,872,768,000,000,000 years.

[–] genuineparts 19 points 7 months ago (6 children)

You are 42! ? That is fairly old.

Just know where your towel is.

[–] genuineparts 1 points 7 months ago

Two chicks at the same time.

[–] genuineparts 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Mate... a ton of people think Excel is the "Checkered Word" and use it to write letters.

Others send me tables in a Word document... Dunno which I hate more.

[–] genuineparts 3 points 7 months ago

Sorry all the good one have melted already.

[–] genuineparts 9 points 7 months ago

That kid's face might just do it.

[–] genuineparts 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We all know Jessica Fletcher killed them and blamed some hapless Townie because of the completely incompetent Sheriff

[–] genuineparts 20 points 7 months ago

Terrible Day to have eyes.

[–] genuineparts 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Ich dachte es wäre um elf!

SpoilerI thought it was at eleven!
Elf is german for eleven.

[–] genuineparts 1 points 7 months ago

No, that's my nuts.

[–] genuineparts 6 points 7 months ago

Hello Morbo, how's the family?
Belligerent and numerous.

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