ghostlychonk

Have you seen the new Rangers? They're at least as big as the F150 used to be.

I love the detail about how he set it down intending to clean it with a round still in the chamber. This man should not be allowed to own a firearm.

Swedish meatballs

You've had enough of two-hand touch

You want it rough, you're out of bounds

I want you smothered, want you covered

Like my Waffle House hash browns

Coming quicker than FedEx

Never reach an apex

Just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined

To make me rise an hour early

Just like daylight savings time

With how often he's punches down on transgender people, he's definitely not a progressive.

AC/DC - "Back in Black"

Aww, poor babies. Maybe you should fucking quit, then.

The plague is still around. Black-tailed prairie dogs can carry it in the US.

Between one and two thousand cases of the plague are reported globally every year. Being in Arizona, they may have gotten it from being in contact with black-tailed prairie dogs.

Shot himself twice in the back of the head.

I would not be surprised if this was an attempt at giving us two far-right parties, one on power, one in symbolic opposition, with the Democratic party forced into an impotent third place.

I remember it. It was everywhere for a while and then suddenly I never heard it again.