jhoward

You are a magnificent serial contenter.

Jesus Christ that is.... some excellent content.

This content looks forbidden and mysterious. Does one need a handshake to enter the funhole?

This content measures up. Thank you.

A funhole deep dive? I'm so here for this content. Thank you.

Thank you for no content.

[Movie Narrator] His plan was to take them down, one by one. His first challenge? Himself. [Loud Actiony Music]

There are eight clocks and still not enough time to absorb such excellent content.

This is fine content.

Thank you for creating content to create content.

Bill Murray would become stuck in time, forced to relive the same day for what could be decades or centuries. Slowly he'd use this time to become a better person, a kinder person, a person capable of both loving and being loved. Ultimately, he'd find reprieve in the arms of his soulmate.

Phil, the goddamned weather hamster would still have six more weeks of being dead.

The owner brought the TV to the ER, where we are now.